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Sunday, 20 August 2006 |
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I wonder!!! Nice one Rev, welcome to the site. 
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Monkeys descend into hell for a bottle of milk. |
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Wednesday, 16 August 2006 |
 Not for the first time the Nightmonkey collective find it’s self marooned on hell island with nothing but a quantity of herbs and spices, alcoholic beverages and a stupidly powerful PA system. What more could be done than to kick back, relax and wait to be rescued by the green pixies. As the days turned into nights, things got stranger and stranger, until finally, a lightsaber battle brought a climax to the early morning. As the sun returned to the sky, everything snapped back into perspective and we all went home for a shower and a cup of tea.
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Wednesday, 16 August 2006 |
 In an effort to curb the rising tide of Nightmonkey wannabes, the collective has taken the unusual step of bringing in compulsory registration for all official Nightmonkey vehicles. Thus when a vehicle is spotted ripping shit up, spraying mud, or just generally reconfiguring the local geography, the public can feel confident knowing that it is a genuine Nightmonkey vehicle and that all is well with the world. The Registration information is displayed in an official Nightmonkey window sticker that is displayed prominently in the vehicle. Smaller registration decals will be made available for the multitude of different vehicles regularly piloted by members of the collective. Applications to join the collective and for members to request their registration decals should be made to giv
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Warning: Motorsport can be dangerous |
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Wednesday, 16 August 2006 |
 This weekend saw the Currently Active Contingent (CAC) of the Nightmonkey collective head out to the hallowed turf (well mud actually) of Hawkstone Park. Nope, we weren’t enjoying the luxury and splendour of the Hotel, or marvelling at the righteous views from the follies, no indeed, we were ripping the shit up in the Fast Eddy British Enduro at the International (no less) Hawkstone Park Motocross Track. Actually, ‘We’ is stretching it a bit far, it was actually the boy Lunartis who was doing the shit ripping, the rest of us were just there to eat doughnuts and give moral support. We are still awaiting the official confirmation of the results, but exit polls show that the boy did good.
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Latest Incriminating Imagery |
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Thursday, 17 August 2006 |
 This low resolution security camera picture was smuggled out of the top secret Nightmonkey operations workshop in the early hours of this morning. It clearly shows a member of the Nightmonkey collective putting the finishing touches to what can only be described as a ‘vehicle’. The ‘vehicle’ in question quite clearly has very large wheels and an engine of considerable size and therefore has been taken as proof of the existence of the rumoured ‘S.T.U.M.P’ project. This worrying development suggests that the Nightmonkey collective are once again preparing to take advantage of the shift in seasons towards more dank weather, to endanger wildlife and create some new and interesting (and probably quite muddy) rights of way.
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